Fantasy Football Week 7: Navigating the Midseason Crossroads
The NFL season is rapidly approaching its midpoint, and the stakes in fantasy football couldn’t be higher. But here’s where it gets controversial... While some teams are cruising at 6-0 or 5-1, others are staring at a 0-6 or 1-5 record, wondering if it’s time to throw in the towel. But fear not—whether you’re dominating or desperate, now is the time to act. For the undefeated, target future stars like Puka Nacua and Emeka Egbuka. For those at the bottom, it’s do-or-die: trade your top players for wins now, even if it hurts. After all, what good is a star player if you’re not in the playoffs? And this is the part most people miss... The midseason trade market is where championships are won or lost.
As we dive into Week 7 rankings, there’s no shortage of intrigue. From sleeper picks to start-or-sit dilemmas, this week is packed with potential game-changers. But let’s not forget the fun—because why limit ourselves to football? Let’s also rank the best one-hit wonders of the 1990s, because who doesn’t love a little nostalgia?
Week 7 Rankings: What to Watch
Quarterbacks
- Jaxson Dart has been a rushing powerhouse, leading all QBs in designed rush percentage (11.4%) over the past three weeks. But is he worth the risk in a tough matchup?
- Caleb Williams thrives under pressure, with a 7.1 TD/Att% when unpressured compared to 2.2% when pressured. Good news: the Saints barely apply pressure (31.1%).
- Jalen Hurts has 102 of his 150 rushing yards when pressured, but the Vikings are one of the most aggressive teams (43.7% pressure rate).
Running Backs
- The Dolphins, Bears, and Bills are the only teams in the Top 5 for both yards before carry (YBC) and yards after contact (YAC) allowed. Alvin Kamara faces the Bears, while Quinshon Judkins looks to rebound against the Dolphins.
- Tyjae Spears continues to eat into Tony Pollard’s touches, and the Patriots’ defense is among the toughest for both YBC and YAC.
- Jacory Croskey-Merritt remains a top option despite a rough outing, while Rico Dowdle could share the load with Chuba Hubbard in a favorable matchup.
Wide Receivers
- Jameson Williams sees a 13.3% target boost when Jared Goff is pressured, which bodes well against the Buccaneers (41.5% pressure rate).
- DK Metcalf thrives in clean pockets, with a 14.6% target boost, and the Bengals barely pressure QBs (29.3%).
- Kendrick Bourne has been a breakout star, but his value hinges on the return of Brock Purdy, Ricky Pearsall, and George Kittle.
Tight Ends
- Harold Fannin stepped up in Week 6 without David Njoku, leading the Browns in yardage. If Njoku sits again, Fannin is a Top 10 option.
- Cade Otton led the Bucs in targets and receptions last week and has TE1 upside with Emeka Egbuka out.
Fun with Ranks: 90s One-Hit Wonders
1. House of Pain: “Jump Around” – A Wisconsin football game staple and a personal favorite.
2. Sir Mix-a-Lot: “Baby Got Back” – A cultural phenomenon that still gets crowds moving.
3. Tag Team: “Whoomp! There It Is” – Guilty pleasure? Maybe. Unforgettable? Absolutely.
4. Semisonic: “Closing Time” – The ultimate post-work anthem for anyone who’s ever clocked out.
5. Chumbawamba: “Tubthumping” – Perfect for karaoke or a night out with friends.
Controversial Take: One-hit wonders are underrated. Sure, they only had one chart-topper, but that one song often defines an era. Take Peyton Hillis—a fantasy football one-hit wonder who’s still talked about today. It’s not about quantity; it’s about impact.
Thought-Provoking Question: Are you more likely to trade for future value or go all-in for a win this week? Why? Let’s debate in the comments!
Additional Resources
- Week 7 Waiver Wire
- Week 7 SOS Ranks (coming soon)
- Fantasy 101: Weather, Start/Sit, Trading, and More
- 🎙️ All In Speed Run Podcast 🎙️
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Final Thought: Fantasy football is as much about strategy as it is about fun. Whether you’re trading players or ranking one-hit wonders, enjoy the ride—and don’t forget to #CheckTheLinks!
